Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/australia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.
Do I Wanna Know? - Arctic Monkeys/Vitamin String Quartet; The left ear is the official studio version by Arctic Monkeys, while the right ear is the official studio cover by the Vitamin String Quartet.
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This is the best thing holy shit
you’ve never felt self hatred until you’ve heard a recording of your voice
and then i saw my face
and now im a believer
not a trace
of doubt in my mind
im in love
IM A BELIEVER I COULDNT LEAVE HER IF I TRIED
|My German Teacher (in German):||We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.|
so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”
his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret
well now 171 people know about this you had one job
|bf:||are you scared?|
|me:||in this economy who wouldn't be|
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO MUCH FUNNIER WHEN YOURE LAYING ON THE FLOOR
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
Chris Colfer on the upcoming Noël Coward biopic: "So far been so much fun. I went out to London to start prep work for it and it was an amazing experience, just like going around London and seeing where he lived, and working with people, meeting the fellow actors. It has an amazing cast so far and I am so excited for that project."
Jennifer about the fans
#her bodyguard tho
"You all need jesus."